Bubble Gum Bluff!

When I was heading to my crush’s house to watch a movie, I had a feeling we would have our first kiss so I slipped my favorite gum in my mouth for minty breath. At one point, I removed my gum but didn't have anywhere to put it so I put it into my jacket pocket. Later, when my crushed leaned in to kiss me, he slowly slide his hands into my hoodie’s pocket! Big mistake! His hands were covered in my bright pink bubble gum! Let's just say we're not as close as we were be

Funny from an *Anonymous*

#Sweet 16!

For my 14th birthday, I went to the movies with some friends. There were some cute boys in the theater that kept checking us out throughout the movie. When it ended, they came up and talked to us. They told us they were 16 so my friends and I lied and said that we were 16 too. Later, when my mom had came to pick us up from the theater, she yelled "I hope you are having a great 14th birthday!" as my friends and I were getting into the car—in front of the boys! They all cracked up! My friends and I were so embarrassed.
*giggles*